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Wife: ?I just lost ten pounds!?
Husband: ?Turn around, I think I found them?.
Wife: ?Give me some money. I want to buy a bra?.
Husband: ?Why? You have nothing to put in it!?
Wife: ?Well, You wear shorts!?
A snail walks into a bar and the bartender kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that[...]
Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't w[...]
Doctor: "I have good news and bad. The good is you have 24 hours to live."
Patient: "Oh no! then what's the bad news?"
Doctor: ?I for[...]
A: Why are you crying?
B: The elephant is dead.
A: Was he your pet?
B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave.
Doctor to patient: ?'You are very sick?.
Patient: ?Can I get a second opinion??.
Doctor: ?Yes, you are very ugly too?.
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What Men Know About Women
Q: What did God say after creating man?
A: I can do better.